Skid Mark

So today, Sanity Saver comes to me in the dining room 

completely naked with a new pair of underwear.  

Confused, I ask what happened to her other 

pair of underwear since she's been trained since February. 

 She looks me in the eyes and says,

 "I need new ones and there is poop on the stairs." 

 Of course, I freak out and

 run for the staircase and there they were.  

She had pooped in the bathroom upstairs

then proceeded to sit on her bottom 

and slide all the way down to tell me she needed wiped.

  

No, I did not hurt her.

Yes, my house stunk like poop all day.

No, she didn't miss a single stair (unfortunately)

Yes, Spot Shot is the best stain remover - e.v.e.r

and Yes, I'm thinking that Sanity Saver needs a new nickname

any votes on "Skid Mark"